Yet another atheist fruitcake gets caught.

[Pastor Frank]

"Dick Lankey" <***@notmail.com> wrote in message
news:juK3e.210$***@nnrp1.uunet.ca...
> Pastor Frank wrote the following in alt.athiesm:
>> "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>> news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>>>>
>>>>> I wonder where the religious fruitcakes are now?
>>>>
>>>> The are where they are supposed to be in their religious NGs
>>>
>>> And yet here you are in Holysmoke, proving yourself a liar again.
>>
>> Are you using one of our religious proprietary words in vain? The
>> word
>> "holy" belongs to us and you can't have it. But I will give you the
>> "smoke" part, for we don't believe in smoking.
>
> I don't know what kind of Christian you are Frank, but the phrase "holy
> smoke" has something to do with an event which will occur in the next
> couple of weeks. It refers to the smoke of the burned ballots used in the
> selection of the pope, black smoke if the ballot produces no result and
> white smoke if there is a new pope.
>
That's why I am a protestant, for like I said, we don't believe in
smoke, black OR white.

[Pastor Frank]

"Dubh Ghall" <***@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
news:***@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 06:00:23 -0400, "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com>
> wrote:
>>
>> Are you one of those atheist morons who chracterize the quality of the
>>course by the failures in class? The more difficult the course the greater
>>the number of failures. This isn't rocket science, or is it for you?
>
> Is that "philosophy", Frank?
> Is that the love that you preach?
> When you don't like the question, insult the questioner?
> Seems to me, that you should do a little less preaching, and a little more
> practising.
> Or do you believe that if you preach enough, you will be forgiven for not
> actually practising what you preach.
> I understand that no one is perfect; But aren't you supposed to at least,
> try?
> Puck Greenman
> The spelling Like any opinion stated here
> is purely my own
> #162 BAAWA Knight.
> Plonked by Rob Duncan
> Na bister 500,000
>
Shut up Puck. You are the nutball who is the subject of this post. Don't
you recognise yourself?

[Virgil]

In article <***@teranews>,
"Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:

> "Dubh Ghall" <***@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
> news:***@4ax.com...
> > On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 06:00:23 -0400, "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com>
> > wrote:
> >>
> >> Are you one of those atheist morons who chracterize the quality of the
> >>course by the failures in class? The more difficult the course the greater
> >>the number of failures. This isn't rocket science, or is it for you?
> >
> > Is that "philosophy", Frank?
> > Is that the love that you preach?
> > When you don't like the question, insult the questioner?
> > Seems to me, that you should do a little less preaching, and a little more
> > practising.
> > Or do you believe that if you preach enough, you will be forgiven for not
> > actually practising what you preach.
> > I understand that no one is perfect; But aren't you supposed to at least,
> > try?
> > Puck Greenman
> > The spelling Like any opinion stated here
> > is purely my own
> > #162 BAAWA Knight.
> > Plonked by Rob Duncan
> > Na bister 500,000
> >
> Shut up Puck. You are the nutball who is the subject of this post. Don't
> you recognise yourself?

Takes one to know one!

[Pastor Frank]

"Dubh Ghall" <***@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
news:***@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 9 Apr 2005 09:25:04 -0400, "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com>
> wrote:
>>"Dubh Ghall" <***@pooks.hill.fey> wrote in message
>>news:***@4ax.com...
>>> On Thu, 7 Apr 2005 04:41:12 -0400, "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> Shut up Puck. You are the nutball who is the subject of this post.
>>>> Don't you recognise yourself?
>>>
>>> Now I am sure that I am wrong in this,
>>
>> You are! And I'm glad you realize it! Confession is good for the soul and
>>repentance is the key to the Kingdom of Heaven. Hallelujah!!!!!
>
> Sadly, that petty rejoinder, and your continued failure/inability, to
> answer
> the questions posed, leaves me no choice, but to assume that I am not
> wrong.
> I must conclude that you know nothing of philosophy, that your much
> claimed,
> superiority in philosophy, and the translation of "ancient metaphor", is
> just
> what it sounded like; Bull shit.
> This conclusion is farther supported by your invariably resorting to
> insults and
> puerile semantics that would not make the grade, in a nursery school
> playground
> slanging match, every time you are challenged WRT, your beliefs, and how
> they
> relate to xtianity and the bible.
>
Like i said: Shut up already Puck!!!! The "atheist fruitkake" above who
got caught is you, you pompous assl!!! If you feel insulted, you should be,
just for posting your pedantic obfuscations to NGs where Satan's minions
hold sway, i.e. the lowbrow news groups listed in above header.

[Pastor Frank]

"Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:***@individual.net...
> "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
> news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>
>> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>>
>> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>
> SNORT! :)
> Robyn
> Resident Witchypoo
> #1557
>
Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking cauldron of
the doomed. I should have seen it coming.

[Seth Typhon]

Hi

Satan;s smoking cauldron of the doomed was closed down by the health and
safety executive last month, so you can relax now. those who still wish
to smoke in a cauldron may do so, but only if it is properly ventilated
and at break times.

Pastor Frank wrote:


>
> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking cauldron of
> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.
>
>

[Virgil]

In article <***@teranews>,
"Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:

> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
> news:***@individual.net...
> > "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
> > news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> >
> >> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
> >>
> >> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
> >
> > SNORT! :)
> > Robyn
> > Resident Witchypoo
> > #1557
> >
> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking cauldron of
> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.

Only those like PF know the addresses of such evil places. I sure don't.

[Pastor Frank]

"Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> In article <***@teranews>,
> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>> news:***@individual.net...
>> > "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>> > news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> >
>> >> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>> >>
>> >> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>> >
>> > SNORT! :)
>> > Robyn
>> > Resident Witchypoo
>> > #1557
>> >
>> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking cauldron
>> of
>> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.
>
> Only those like PF know the addresses of such evil places. I sure don't.
>
That's a lie!!!! For you sure know the address, it's news:alt.atheism
you dunce, and all the associate low-brow News Groups listed in the header
above.

[Virgil]

In article <***@teranews>,
"Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:

> "Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
> news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> > In article <***@teranews>,
> > "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
> >> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
> >> news:***@individual.net...
> >> > "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> >> >
> >> >> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
> >> >>
> >> >> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
> >> >
> >> > SNORT! :)
> >> > Robyn
> >> > Resident Witchypoo
> >> > #1557
> >> >
> >> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking cauldron
> >> of
> >> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.
> >
> > Only those like PF know the addresses of such evil places. I sure don't.
> >
> That's a lie!!!! For you sure know the address, it's news:alt.atheism
> you dunce, and all the associate low-brow News Groups listed in the header
> above.

Pastor Dave just proves himself either wrong or a liar by claiming now
to know what he has just claimed not to know.

[Mark K. Bilbo]

In our last episode
<***@teranews>, Pastor Frank
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

> "Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
> news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>> In article <***@teranews>,
>> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>>> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>>> news:***@individual.net...
>>> > "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>>> > news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>> >
>>> >> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>>> >>
>>> >> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>>> >
>>> > SNORT! :)
>>> > Robyn
>>> > Resident Witchypoo
>>> > #1557
>>> >
>>> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking
>>> cauldron
>>> of
>>> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.
>>
>> Only those like PF know the addresses of such evil places. I sure don't.
>>
> That's a lie!!!! For you sure know the address, it's news:alt.atheism
> you dunce, and all the associate low-brow News Groups listed in the header
> above.

Then why are you constantly cross posting to them?

--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger

[Pastor Frank]

"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-***@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:y66dnaF_zptKy8ffRVn-***@megapath.net...
> In our last episode
> <***@teranews>, Pastor Frank
> pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
>> "Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
>> news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>> In article <***@teranews>,
>>> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>>>> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:***@individual.net...
>>>> > "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>>>> > news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>>> >
>>>> >> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>>>> >>
>>>> >> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>>>> >
>>>> > SNORT! :)
>>>> > Robyn
>>>> > Resident Witchypoo
>>>> > #1557
>>>> >
>>>> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking
>>>> cauldron
>>>> of
>>>> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.
>>>
>>> Only those like PF know the addresses of such evil places. I sure don't.
>>>
>> That's a lie!!!! For you sure know the address, it's news:alt.atheism
>> you dunce, and all the associate low-brow News Groups listed in the
>> header
>> above.
>
> Then why are you constantly cross posting to them?
> Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
> EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
> Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
> -----------------------------------------------------------
> "Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
> by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
> -- Seneca the Younger
>
I am trying to save you from perdition and getting your ass burned in
the fires of hell. You don't need to thank me, for I get my reward from
Jesus, whereas you get yours from the devil, and you can bet I would never
want to trade mine for yours!!!!

[Mark K. Bilbo]

In our last episode
<***@teranews>, Pastor Frank
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

> "Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-***@org.webmaster> wrote in message
> news:y66dnaF_zptKy8ffRVn-***@megapath.net...
>> In our last episode
>> <***@teranews>, Pastor Frank
>> pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:
>>> "Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
>>> news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>>>> In article <***@teranews>,
>>>> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>>>>> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>>>>> news:***@individual.net...
>>>>> > "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>>>>> > news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>>>> >
>>>>> >> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>>>>> >
>>>>> > SNORT! :)
>>>>> > Robyn
>>>>> > Resident Witchypoo
>>>>> > #1557
>>>>> >
>>>>> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking
>>>>> cauldron
>>>>> of
>>>>> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.
>>>>
>>>> Only those like PF know the addresses of such evil places. I sure
>>>> don't.
>>>>
>>> That's a lie!!!! For you sure know the address, it's
>>> news:alt.atheism
>>> you dunce, and all the associate low-brow News Groups listed in the
>>> header
>>> above.
>>
>> Then why are you constantly cross posting to them? Mark K. Bilbo -
>> a.a. #1423
>> EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion Group website at:
>> http://www.alt-atheism.org
>> ----------------------------------------------------------- "Religion is
>> regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the
>> rulers as useful." -- Seneca the Younger
>>
> I am trying to save you from perdition and getting your ass burned in
> the fires of hell. You don't need to thank me, for I get my reward from
> Jesus, whereas you get yours from the devil, and you can bet I would never
> want to trade mine for yours!!!!


Yawn.


--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger

[Peacenik]

"Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote in message
news:***@teranews...
> I am trying to save you from perdition and getting your ass burned in
> the fires of hell. You don't need to thank me, for I get my reward from
> Jesus, whereas you get yours from the devil, and you can bet I would never
> want to trade mine for yours!!!!

Give it up. Your "hell", "Jesus", "devil" and all that claptrap is simply
fantasy and lies. It's NOT REAL. Apparently when you were growing up,
someone was negligent in informing you that, like Santa Claus and the Tooth
Fairy, God is just pretend.

What's ironic is that the more you babble insanely, the more you drive
people AWAY from your religion because you make it clear that it is nothing
more than insane delusion.

[Pastor Frank]

"Peacenik" <***@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:d3hssp$270$***@news.seed.net.tw...
> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote in message
> news:***@teranews...
>>
>> I am trying to save you from perdition and getting your ass burned in
>> the fires of hell. You don't need to thank me, for I get my reward from
>> Jesus, whereas you get yours from the devil, and you can bet I would
>> never
>> want to trade mine for yours!!!!
>
> Give it up. Your "hell", "Jesus", "devil" and all that claptrap is simply
> fantasy and lies. It's NOT REAL.
>
Of course it isn't "real". What is real is the world going to hell in a
hand-basket. Jesus is about ideals which are not yet real and need to be
lived up to make them real, like: "Love one another as I have loved you"
...even if they come to kill you for it.
Is that too difficult for you to understand? But then what should one
expect from people posting to news:alt.stupid.morons and
news:alt.meaningless.shit , right?

[Pastor Frank]

"Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> In article <***@teranews>,
> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>> "Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
>> news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>> > In article <***@teranews>,
>> > "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>> >> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:***@individual.net...
>> >> > "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>> >> > news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> >> >
>> >> >> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>> >> >
>> >> > SNORT! :)
>> >> > Robyn
>> >> > Resident Witchypoo
>> >> > #1557
>> >> >
>> >> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking
>> >> cauldron
>> >> of
>> >> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.
>> >
>> > Only those like PF know the addresses of such evil places. I sure
>> > don't.
>> >
>> That's a lie!!!! For you sure know the address, it's news:alt.atheism
>> you dunce, and all the associate low-brow News Groups listed in the
>> header
>> above.
>
> Pastor Dave just proves himself either wrong or a liar by claiming now
> to know what he has just claimed not to know.
>
How did Pastor Dave get in on this? And where did he claim he didn't
know the address of "Satan's smoking cauldron of the doomed"? He knows where
it is, because where most men would just shrug and walk away, we can see
Pastor Dave working tirelessly, trying to save howling and screeching
dumbass atheists who keep falling into it. That man is worthy of
respect!!!!!

[Mark K. Bilbo]

In our last episode
<***@teranews>, Pastor Frank
pirouetted gracefully and with great fanfare proclaimed:

> "Robibnikoff" <***@broomstick.com> wrote in message
> news:***@individual.net...
>> "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>> news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>
>>> > Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>>>
>>> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>>
>> SNORT! :)
>> Robyn
>> Resident Witchypoo
>> #1557
>>
> Serves me right posting a simple question to Satan's smoking cauldron
> of
> the doomed. I should have seen it coming.

Well then stop posting to our ng already.

--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Group website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
-- Seneca the Younger

[Pastor Frank]

"Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>>
>> Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>
> Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>
I won't!! Unless you answer my question.

[Virgil]

In article <***@teranews>,
"Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:

> "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
> news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> >>
> >> Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
> >
> > Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
> >
> I won't!! Unless you answer my question.

Who in hell is Satan?

[Pastor Frank]

"Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> In article <***@teranews>,
> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>
>> "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>> news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> >>
>> >> Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>> >
>> > Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>> >
>> I won't!! Unless you answer my question.
>
> Who in hell is Satan?
>
It's a short guy in a red body stocking, sporting little horns, a tail
and a pitch fork. Don't tell me you have never seen him lurking around your
place, trying to persuade you to do evil and sell your soul to him? But
then, maybe not, for he doesn't like to waste his time on atheists who are
in his bag anyhow.
He likes to snare preachers of God's inerrant Word, that's why he lurks
around me a lot and also Dore and Pastor Dave and Steve Winters and so many
other sons of God.

[Virgil]

In article <***@teranews>,
"Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:

> "Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
> news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> > In article <***@teranews>,
> > "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
> >
> >> "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
> >> news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> >> >>
> >> >> Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
> >> >
> >> > Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
> >> >
> >> I won't!! Unless you answer my question.
> >
> > Who in hell is Satan?
> >
> It's a short guy in a red body stocking, sporting little horns, a tail
> and a pitch fork.

Sounds like that fool who goes around calling himself Pastor Dave.

[Pastor Frank]

"Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
> In article <***@teranews>,
> "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>> "Virgil" <ITSnetNOTcom#***@COMCAST.com> wrote in message
>> news:ITSnetNOTcom%23virgil-***@comcast.dca.giganews.com...
>> > In article <***@teranews>,
>> > "Pastor Frank" <***@christfirst.com> wrote:
>> >> "Hector Plasmic" <***@hectorplasmic.com> wrote in message
>> >> news:***@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Are you a sock puppet for Satan?
>> >> >
>> >> > Show him the secret handshake and find out, Frankie.
>> >> >
>> >> I won't!! Unless you answer my question.
>> >
>> > Who in hell is Satan?
>> >
>> It's a short guy in a red body stocking, sporting little horns, a
>> tail
>> and a pitch fork.
>
> Sounds like that fool who goes around calling himself Pastor Dave.
>
Are you insulting one of our most tireless Christian workers in the Lord
who has lead more people to Christ than anyone else here? "Do not touch the
Lord's anointed" so sayest our most holy God, and you would do well to heed
Him.
But then again, I don't know why I bother mentioning it, for your
posting to news:slt.blasphemy already tells us your mind is made up to do
the contrary to what God wants you to do.